Monday, November 27, 2006

Princes Planning Royal Affair For Diana

Prince William and the other one are said to be planning a huge royal affair for their deceased Mum. Apparently the plan is to thin the English football hooligan population by convincing 90,000 of them to squeeze into Wembley Stadium for the FA Cup Final and then subject them to an evening of Elton John, Sting, Phil Colins, George Michaels, and Robbie Williams. Reportedly Madonna's accent will be invited to attend but the rest of her hideous corpse will be asked to remain safely locked up.

1 comment:

Hiz Cuz said...

Dude,Everyone knows Michael Richards was only being used as Mel Gibsons mouthpiece. He IS desperate for work you know. ANd Mell IS desperate for people to view his new movie. Which by the way, I am not an idiot, I KNOW that is Mels backside in the tribal trailers. Speaking of trailers, Pam Anderson can now have a slumber party with Britney Spears. Paris will be out of the club since she is ONLY single and not single ex baby mamam.