Trio Sacrifices For Success

The Dixie Chicks are seen here celebrating their muliple Grammy wins. In a stunning turn of events, the Grammy's chose to honor them, despite their many setbacks due to desparaging remarks they made regarding the President. It is hard to imagine that the music industry and Hollywood as a whole would possibly reward anyone insulting the Commander-In-Chief. Okay...I can't keep it up. The Grammy's would be handing out Lifetime Achievement Awards to these witches if they could. If they'd stepped on stage, lit the American flag on fire, squated and then pissed the fire out I think Hollywood would've exploded in one huge joint orgasmic explosion. Let's face it, they sacrificed small woodland creatures and probably a human or two to be this successful, because there isn't anyone buying their damn records anymore. A recording of Stephen Hawking's electronic voice reading a phonebook while fingernails scratch a chalkboard would sell more records than the Dixie Chicks. Didn't see these gals picking up any People's Choice Awards, did you? Nope. Didn't think so.