Our Lord and Father took time out during the USC game Thanksgiving to notify Nick Lachey that his 15 minutes are up. The public dismissal was hardly unexpected by the thousands in attendence. "I had to do it. Have you seen his body spray commercial? I'm swinging by that advertising firm later. "Ironically this isn't the first celebrity with Simpson connections to receive public dismissal from Our Holy Father, the Maker of Earth. Ashlee Simpson was stripped of what little lip-synching talent she had 2 years ago during a performance on Saturday Night Live. Just to drive the point home, God made her dance like a leprechaun who'd lost her Lucky Charms...which (though magical) I just can't find delicious.
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